Basic Membership to the Porch Sitters Union™ is always free. We also offer an annual Professional Membership. We believe it is not entirely necessary to enjoy porch sitting on a classic Porch so we open up membership to anyone, wherever you may be, if you enjoy Porch sitting. Whether you are on a smaller portico, a veranda, a terrace, front porch, back porch, heck, even in the garage with the door open while watching the kids at play, that counts. If you enjoy porch sitting, you’re in!
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Porch Sitters Union™
If you are a real pro at Porch sitting, you need a Porch Sitters Union™ Professional Membership. As a Professional member you will receive the following:
- Exclusive Porch Sitters Union™ member mug
- Exclusive Porch Sitters Union™ member t-shirt
- An official Porch Sitters Union™ personalized membership card. An actual hard, credit card sized membership card with your name printed on it. Suitable for carrying in your wallet and presenting on demand.
- Exclusive Porch Sitters Union™ member PSU car sticker.
- Exclusive member discount. 10% off your future retail purchases. Certain restrictions apply.
Professional Member T-Shirt
Welcome to your new favorite t-shirt. Made with a 50% polyester 50% cotton blend. It is preshrunk with a loose, comfort fit. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. This design, created by us, is only available for Professional Members.
Soft enough that you may want to sleep in it.* While it is said that the camera can add 10 lbs., early reviews suggest this shirt has a reversal effect.* It can help keep you cool in the summer and warm in the winter.*
It makes a statement:
“I am a Professional Member of the Porch Sitters Union™.”
*(Tastes are subjective. Individual results may vary. We always suggest layering.)
Professional Member Mug
Our world famous, high quality, ceramic Super Mug. Grade AAA rating. Hand-picked to ensure the highest quality. 12 oz. with an ample handle. Perfect for an early morning pick-me-up, brunch or evening tea. It is the perfect vessel for your hallowed morning beverage.
- Dishwasher safe
- Microwave safe
- Designed and Printed in the USA
Acknowledged but not verified:
- Everything tastes better
- Brightens the darkest of doldrums
- Makes drinking fun again
Professional Member Car Sticker
Its a car sticker.
Also, it let’s the world know that you are a proud member of the Union and are most likely headed to the nearest porch for some sitting.
Professional Membership Card
As a new member of the sisterhood and brotherhood of the Porch Sitters Union, you will be a part of a collective group of porch sitters who appreciate a good porch and are professionals in the fine art of Porch sitting.
Your new membership card will serve as proof that you are a certified professional card carrying member and are a master in the fine art of Porch sitting.
Weight – 1.25 lbs
Dimensions – 7 x 7 x 6 in
Mug capacity – 12 oz.
T-Shirt color – Navy Heather
T-Shirt sizes – XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL