Porch Sitters Union Elixir T-shirt
$20.00
Welcome to the Elixir t-shirt. Sure to cure whatever ales you. Wear this shirt while relaxing on the porch and *restore your sanity, youth and vigor. *It is soft enough that you may want to sleep in it. While it is said that the camera can add 10 lbs., early reviews suggest this shirt has a *reversal effect. It can help keep you *cool in the summer and warm in the winter.
*This shirt may restore your youth, cure what ales you and possibly shift any negativity into a positive outlook and attitude.
*(Tastes are subjective. Individual results may vary. We always suggest layering. All of the above may not be entirely true or accurate, but it is a great shirt.)